"The Japanese Hegemon" - one more Elizabeth Turner Asian transformation!

"The Japanese Hegemon," finale

Eiko and Ryomi were surprised when they entered the studio one final time, only to see their old friend Caitlyn already sitting at one end of the sofa.  She was wearing a black tank top and blue jeans, with shiny black boots.  It was the same outfit, more or less, she had been wearing when she accosted Eiko in the street some time ago.


Eiko and Ryomi entered the camera shot and took their places on the sofa, as per usual.

"Good afternoon, Austraria," Eiko began, in her studied pidgin English.  "Today is very special programme - rast one, in fact.  We talk --"

"--This is where you fuckers make that goddamn show, isn't it?" Caitlyn interjected, without moving. "Oh my god what is going on? Who are you two and where are Elizabeth and Rachel?"

"The Japanese Hegemon" - yet another Elizabeth Turner Asian transformation!

"The Japanese Hegemon" - still more Rachel Cook Asian transformations!

"The Japanese Hegemon" - yet another alternative Rachel Cook Asian transformation!

"The Japanese Hegemon" - one more alternative Elizabeth Turner Asian transformation!

"The Japanese Hegemon" - alternative Rachel Cook Asian transformation!